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Years of work has gone into our undies.
No joke, We really Care About A Comfy Caboose.

95% Cotton And 5% Elastane

Our cotton elastane blend boasts a four way stretch to allow you to karate kick, lounge about or downward dog without even noticing your undies. We use the highest quality cotton money can buy, so your sweet little tookus can feel like royalty.

Tried And Tested

The perfect underpant doesn't just happen. It takes a lot - and we mean a LOT of testing. We trialled every iteration of Junkmail undies, not just on ourselves, but on our friends and family, and their friends and families, and their friends and families. We've spoken to people about their private parts more than you could imagine. We know everything there is to know about our friends' bits now. Maybe that's why some of them don't talk to us anymore.

Tried And Tested
Support

Support Where It Counts

Thanks to our specially designed nylon weaving technique, our elastic waistband is a fine blend of soft and supple, yet firm and durable. And as for the crotch - we have built specialised cupping to support - but not restrict your oh-so valuable assets. Finally, our stitching experts (yes, that's a thing) have tirelessly worked on a method to ensure that the stitching around the leg never frays, stretches, or does anything other than wrap snugly around your upper-upper-thigh.

Look Hot But Don't Overheat

We use a knitted fabric technique for the body of the undies which (the cotton is 190 GSM). The knitted fabric width is 170-175cm. In Layman's terms, Junkmail will keep you soft and snuggly in the winter, but not so hot it feels like you're wearing a beach towel.

Fire
Pants Down

Nudify Technology

A testament to a good pair of jocks is that you don't even know you're wearing them. We want you to love Junkmail so much that you forget about them completely. Make like Ned Flanders, and feel like you're wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

Be Proud To Pull Your Pants Down

These aren't your granny's undies. If you're lucky enough to have someone ask you to pull your pants down, with Junkmail you can do so proudly. No fraying, no holes, no stretches. Feel confident in classic colours and simple designs that will make your super-awesome rig look even more super-awesome.

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Your undies should be the whole package

We didn't just stop at a great product, your tender heart deserves more

We want you to do nothing AND feel amazing. Anyone who said that your undies just need to be comfortable (and that's it) is having a laugh.

Once we perfected the product, we got to work on everything else your undies should do:

Buy a pair, we give a pair: If you help yourself out, it seems fair that you help someone else out to us. For every subscription purchase, we deliver a pair of undies to homeless people in Australia. Learn more about our mission under the Mission page.

  • Convenient: Subscribe for delivery whenever you need and not only do you save 25%, but your underwear appears like magic to your door. You don't have to do a thing.

  • Affordable: Are you impressed by someone buying $80 men's undies? If you are, we probably aren't for you. But if you want to pay what they're worth, we are very much for you.

  • Simple and attractive designs: Looking fine beneath your pants is important for your confidence, and you never know when you might lose a game of pool to nil. No bike shorts, or nappy's here. Classic, simple designs with a cut that has been voted most attractive underwear cut for years running.