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Can A Person Really Change?

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A leopard never changes its spots, or so it’s held. It’s an argument that most people sit strongly on one side or the other:

  1. The idealistic camp that a person can put their mind to anything and achieve it – including changing their general behaviours, and sticking it through. What are we if we can’t improve; Or
  2. The more pessimistic side of the coin (‘realistic’ as many of these people refer to themselves as) where people have seen others promise changes, only to be let down time after time. There are only so many times you can take this right!?!?

Thankfully, it seems that we’ve settled this debate, and the study we undertook was pretty darn easy (sorry scientists and psychologists out there).

Pretty darn simple really

All we did was check in with AFL media personality and former Hawthorn and Gold Coast, Campbell Brown. (AFL = Australian Rules Football for those of you in NSW and Qld)

Brown was known for his aggression and anger on, and off, the field. So here at Junkmail HQ, we thought ‘let’s chuck a pair of outlandishly comfy undies on him, and give him the subscription undies service so he never has to shop for them again. And let him know his underwear subscription means that he donates a pair to people experiencing homelessness in Australia.’ We’ll see what happens…surely nothing bad can happen by doing this.

Back in the day

Brown was known for his aggression and anger on, and off, the field. So here at Junkmail HQ, we thought ‘let’s chuck a pair of outlandishly comfy undies on him, and give him the subscription undies service so he never has to shop for them again. And let him know his underwear subscription means that he donates a pair to people experiencing homelessness in Australia.’ We’ll see what happens…surely nothing bad can happen by doing this.

 Not many footy fans will forget his bloodied face as he strolled off the ground muttering profanities at the Essendon bench, nor will many forget his sending off in the (now perished) International Rules series – the Irish certainly haven’t (see https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/more-news/irish-recall-campbell-brown-in-the-international-rules-and-the-bumps-that-really-hurt/news-story/39ea90b89f6e9b69f86b98890dabd678)

That was the man

So now you know what sort of person Brown was, it may come as a surprise that we saw him in his backyard the other day looking like this:

That’s right, Mr Angry has turned into Mr Zen, purely because of a great pair of online undies.

We know what you’ll say though, “this could easily be an outlier and attributable to many other things.” And yes, even though we’re an underwear company (and not a science experiment shop), we understand this as well.

Proving the theory once and for all

Therefore, we went about making a sturdier test, and spoke to Mal Brown (Campbell’s Dad) - also famous for his aggression and anger. Mal was probably at his peak anger when approached in his garage by a reporter from A Current Affair. Putting our science hats on then, we asked ‘why not sign him up to Junkmail Undies subscription service, and then recreate this scene?’

Nerves built at Junkmail HQ as the test day approached, fingernails as good as gone – do we finally have the answer to the age-old question of can a person change? Or was Campbell’s change a complete fluke? Let’s all take a deep breath in, and have a look:

So there you have it

The answer is clear. People can change, and it’s not as complex as once thought. Simply sign up to Junkmail Undies subscription for delivery of outlandishly comfy undies whenever you need.

\When people now tell you it’s time to change, there are no more buts. Simply sit on your butt, and go to www.junkmail.com.au/products/trunks.

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