Category: Giggle Created on Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:58 Last Updated on Sunday, 15 April 2012 07:53 Written by Namsul
A little bit of Aussie culcha....| LOG ON | Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.l |
| LOG OFF | Not adding any more wood to the barbie. |
| MONITOR | Keeping an eye on the barbie. |
| DOWNLOAD | Getting the firewood off the Ute. |
| HARD DRIVE | Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies. |
| KEYBOARD | Where you hang the Ute keys. |
| WINDOW | What you shut when the weather's cold. |
| SCREEN | What you shut in the mozzie season. |
| BYTE | What mozzies do. |
| MEGABYTE | What Townsville mozzies do. |
| CHIP | A bar snack. |
| MICROCHIP | What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips. |
| MODEM | What you did to the lawns. |
| LAPTOP | Where the cat sleeps. |
| SOFTWARE | Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster. |
| HARDWARE | Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart. |
| MOUSE | The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed. |
| MAINFRAME | What holds the shed up. |
| WEB | What spiders make. |
| WEBSITE | Usually in the shed or under the verandah. |
| SEARCH ENGINE | What you do when the Ute won't go. |
| CURSOR | What you say when the Ute won't go. |
| YAHOO | What you say when the Ute does go. |
| UPGRADE | A steep hill. |
| SERVER | The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch. |
| MAIL SERVER | The bloke at the pub who brings out the counterlunch. |
| USER | The neighbour who keeps borrowing things. |
| NETWORK | What you do when you need to repair the fishing net. |
| INTERNET | Where you want the fish to go. |
| NETSCAPE | What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net. |
| ONLINE | Where you hang the washing. |
| OFFLINE | Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough. |